Poisoned Pebbles

They fed us poison again. Poison in the form of little brown pebbles. I refused to eat it, wanting to continue to prolong my life, at least for a bit more. The puppy, Beans, she ate all of it and rapidly too. I’m not sure how she continues to endure- perhaps it is because she is truly a “garbage guts” dog.

When she was a very small puppy, the humans called her a garbage dog. She swallowed all things that fit into her mouth, food and otherwise. And still today, she eats this poison with no ill effects. It is a mystery how it does not effect her.

 

Danger Noodles

My friend Amber is very upset and I don’t understand why. She says her mom was playing with the danger noodles again and she was so worried about her. Her mom says the danger noodles are safely locked up, but Amber still worries a lot.

This doesn’t look safe to me either!