I had the best day yesterday! I got to bark at the mailman a lot, and I didn’t even mind when Mom yelled at me for knocking a bunch of stuff in the floor, I was so excited!
Then I made a new friend when some guy came to the house, and my Grandma came and I love her so much because she always plays with me!
Then Mom made us pretty and gave us cookies, and she pet me almost all day! It was the best day ever with all my favorite things in it! I can’t wait for it to happen again!
This is my couch and I don’t want to share it with you Mom! I had such a hard day today after that bad UPS man came and parked on the street and made so much noise and I had to bark and bark and bark to keep you safe!
You think he brings stuff to people but I know he’s a bad man and if he comes inside, it’ll be really scary! That’s why I have to bark so much when he comes.
My disappointment continues.
The mail carrier has come by multiple times, but he has failed to pay off his debts. This worries me because he still expects to be allowed to take part in our underground gambling ring, and we are getting low on biscuits.
The time to act is coming on us quickly, and I will have to devise a plan to make him pay up. In the meantime, I will be telling him exactly what I think when he comes by.
I may be old, but my bark is still fierce!
I waited for the human who brings packages to come by so I could collect on his gambling debt, but he never showed up. My people said today was Sunday, and I would have to wait until tomorrow to give ’em hell.
The package bringer owes Beans and I quite a bit of money though and I want to collect on it to purchase canned food, and more biscuits.
So much disappointment in this lifetime.