My name is Halo and I was a naughty boy! I got covered in mud and my mom had to wash me! I didn’t like it one bit!
I had the best day yesterday! I got to bark at the mailman a lot, and I didn’t even mind when Mom yelled at me for knocking a bunch of stuff in the floor, I was so excited!
Then I made a new friend when some guy came to the house, and my Grandma came and I love her so much because she always plays with me!
Then Mom made us pretty and gave us cookies, and she pet me almost all day! It was the best day ever with all my favorite things in it! I can’t wait for it to happen again!
The woman, she is not my mother, rather my step-mother, insists we play a game called booper snoot. In this game, I am made most undignified until a few minutes of time have passed and she relinquishes the game.
Booper snoot is clearly a game meant for puppies. It is not for those as dignified as I am.