I had the best day yesterday! I got to bark at the mailman a lot, and I didn’t even mind when Mom yelled at me for knocking a bunch of stuff in the floor, I was so excited!
Then I made a new friend when some guy came to the house, and my Grandma came and I love her so much because she always plays with me!
Then Mom made us pretty and gave us cookies, and she pet me almost all day! It was the best day ever with all my favorite things in it! I can’t wait for it to happen again!
The woman had to carry me to the couch the other day. I fell in the kitchen and I could not stand back up. I tried and tried but my legs would not work properly.
I was so humiliated to be carried like a helpless puppy! But I am grateful she took me to the couch- what kind of dog wallows around on the kitchen floor?
The other night Mom got out of bed and called us into the kitchen and she gave us each a big chunk of bird! I love bird! Its my favorite!
My sister didn’t want to leave her bed but she finally realized what was going on… though I was kind of hoping they would give me her piece too. I know she can’t possibly like bird as much as I do.
Bird! I hope we get more bird soon!
The humans are playing dirty tricks. They are moving things so I am always tripping over them and falling down. I think Beans is in on it. She never trips and falls.
Obviously I have failed in my vigilance- the humans are besting me and making me look foolish. Sometimes they say things like “Poor old girl” and “Hey Lucy, are you alright?” when they’ve tripped me but I know their sympathy is a mockery.
It is a cruel joke to play on an old dog.
Mom! Wake up! Did you hear that? Woof! Woof! Woof! There’s a boogie outside!
What do you mean its too late for shenanigans? There’s a boogie! Woof! Woof! Woof!
I think my big sister Lucy is getting old. She was so excited when our pawrents came home today, she pooped all over Dad’s blanket! She’s been doing things like that a lot likely. Walking along, and poop! I don’t even think she knows she’s doing it and I am worried about her. She’s almost 13 years old!
Did you hear that? Outside? My people are calling me! Why can’t I go play with them? Why must you stop me from going to be with my true people? They would take me in in a heartbeat, to run and to play with them!